From lima.bean@juno.com Thu May 21 00:38:32 1998
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Subject: (Fwd) New Tax Law
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From: lima.bean@juno.com (Anthony T Lim)  Save Address Block Sender
Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 03:38:13 EDT

Yo G:
here are a few things I got from my cuz! There should three in all!
lim

To:	All tax preparers and male Taxpayers

RE:	Notice of increase of tax payment
       Form #1040 Schedule P
		> > >
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis.  This is 
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30%
of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of
the
time it is in the hole.  On top of this,  it has two useless dependents,
and both are nuts.

Accordingly, as of January 1, 1998, your penis will
be taxed according to size.
		> > >
To determine your category, please consult the chart below:
		> > >11-16 inches              Luxury Tax     $50.00
		> > >8-10 inches                Pole Tax          $30.00
		> > >5-7 inches                  Privilege Tax   $15.00
		> > >4-5 inches                  Nuisance Tax    $5.00
		> > >
		> > >Please note:  Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for 
a refund and possibly disability benefits, but please do not ask for an
extension!!!

		> > >Additionally,  males exceeding 11 inches MUST use 
the long form.

		> > >Sincerely,

		> > >Peter Checker
		> > >Internal Revenue Service



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